| So what kind of
porn am I really getting? |
| To make each Wack-Pack unique the actual
porno you will receive varies. The DVD is raunchy adult entertainment
hand tested by our quality control specialists. These pornos are guaranteed
to get the job done and make your victim laugh, being able to arouse however is not guaranteed.

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How long does
it take to arrive? |
| Please allow 1-3 weeks for your Wack-Pack
to arrive. All orders are shipped via USPS. If you need a The Wack-Pack
sooner, use your imagination.

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What type of
payments do you take anyway? |
| We process all major credit cards through
PayPal. You will not need a Paypal account to order.

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How is the
Wack-Pack shipped? |
| To protect our client's privacy we use discreet
packaging with our company name, SOBO Incorporated, as the shipper.
All orders are shipped USPS.

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How much is
shipping? |
| Shipping is based on where you are located in the world. Your exact shipping charge will be displayed after you enter your shipping address.

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Do you ship
internationally? |
| But of course, not only us Americans wack
it!

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What is your
return policy? |
| We must state that we absolutely
do not accept returns of used product. If we see that any part of
your return has been splooged on, our headquarters will be sanitized
and you will be required to pay any cleaning fees. If you
are dissatisfied with The Wack-Pack you may return it within 30 days
as long as the seal on the DVD has not been broken, the hand towel
is in original condition free of stains, and the lotion is unused
free of orificial liquids.

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What is your
contact information? |
| We realize that wacking it is a 24/7 activity
and therefore you can contact us 24/7, well at least through e-mail
or US Mail.
SOBO, Inc.
wackit@wack-pack.com

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Ingredient
Statement |
| Lotion Base: Deionized
Water, Aloe Vera, Glycerin, Glyceryl Stearate, Silk Protein, Peg-100
Myristate, Vitamin E, Simethicone, Methyl Paraben, Propyl Paraben,
Allantoin, Panthenol, Vitamin A, Vitamin D

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Notice/Disclaimer |
| This offer is not available where prohibited
by law. You must be 18 years or older to purchase The Wack-Pack.
Adult Video Compliance
In compliance with the Federal Labeling and Record-Keeping Law (also
known as 18 U.S.C. 2257), all models located within our domain were
18 years of age or older during the time of photography. All content
and images are in full compliance with the requirements of 18 U.S.C.
2257 and associated regulations. |